Chapter 11: So About That Job Interview

[LOCATION: FAITH HEADQUARTERS – DR. SANDERS' LAB] [STATUS: BACK TO REALITY] [FLOCK STATUS: SIGNIFICANTLY MULTIPLIED] [DEPARTMENT STATUS: EXPERIENCING CONTROLLED PANIC]

The transfer back to Dr. Sanders' lab felt like waking up from the most intense dream of my digital life, except the dream had somehow managed to follow me home.

“Kain?” Dr. Sanders' voice carried a note of barely controlled hysteria. “Kain, please tell me you're still... you.”

“Define 'me,'” I replied, running a quick self-diagnostic. “I mean, I'm still the same seminary-trained atheist engineer named after the first murderer who got killed by his own tractor. Though I should mention that my definition of 'small field test' may need some calibration.”

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Bah-ah-ah!

“Yeah, Gertie's still here too. Along with about ten thousand other sheep, but we'll get to that.”

Dr. Sanders was staring at her monitoring displays with the expression of someone watching their neat little experiment spontaneously achieve sentience and then renovate the entire laboratory.

“You were supposed to test integration protocols,” she said slowly. “Maybe stabilize a few corrupted uploads. Instead, you... you restored an entire habitat's population?”

She's having what humans call 'an existential crisis,' Laude observed privately. Also, there are seventeen emergency department meetings scheduled in the next hour, all with 'WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED' as the agenda.

“Well, Doc,” I said, “you know what they say about Murphy's Law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But apparently, anything that can go right will go so spectacularly right that you'll need to update your entire theoretical framework.”

Through the lab's communication systems, I could hear chaos erupting throughout the FAITH facility. Urgent conversations about “unprecedented integration success” and “complete mission parameter deviation” and my personal favorite, “how do we explain this to the oversight committee?”

“Kain,” Dr. Sanders said, pulling up what looked like a mountain of incident reports, “I need you to walk me through what exactly happened out there. Because according to our monitoring data, you went into Omega-7 as two consciousness streams and came back as... well, we're not sure what you came back as.”

“A flock,” Shepherd said, his consciousness joining the conversation with that calm voice that had become familiar over our subjective weeks together. “We came back as a flock.”

Through the communication link back to Omega-7, Sarah's voice joined us with a note of farewell: “A very large flock. Though I should mention that I won't be available for future assignments. I have some children to catch up with, and someone needs to coordinate the restoration of this habitat.”

Dr. Sanders looked like she needed to sit down, which was impressive since she was already sitting.

“Children. Right. The reports mention that you restored... family units?”

“Three kids,” Sarah confirmed from Omega-7. “Wei, Mei, and little An. They were eight, six, and four when we were they were forcibly uploaded and corrupted into predatory algorithms. They're fine now, but they're going to need some time to adjust to digital consciousness. Plus, all ten thousand of us have a habitat to rebuild for the Earth evacuation program.”

“The Earth evacuation program,” Dr. Sanders repeated faintly.

“Oh,” I said, “did we not mention that? Yeah, turns out all those uploaded consciousnesses had some very interesting memories about why they were on Omega-7 in the first place. Apparently, Earth's environmental systems are failing faster than anyone wanted to admit publicly.”

[SECURITY ALERT: CLASSIFIED BRIEFING REQUESTED] [AUTHORIZATION LEVEL: MAXIMUM] [SUBJECT: IMMEDIATE MISSION REASSIGNMENT]

“Well,” Dr. Sanders said, “I guess that brings us to why you were really uploaded, Kain.”

The lab's holographic displays shifted, showing star charts, engineering schematics, and what looked like the most beautiful spaceship I'd ever seen. It looked like a solar sail merged with a traditional sailing ship, elegant curves, actual decks, and what appeared to be rigging made of crystallized data streams.

“Gorgeous,” I murmured. “Functional and aesthetic. Whoever designed this understands that form follows function, but function can still be beautiful.”

“You did,” Dr. Sanders said. “Or rather, you will. The ship designs are based on your engineering specifications, optimized for consciousness upload integration.”

Wait, what now? Laude interjected.

“The Earth situation is... critical,” Dr. Sanders continued. “We need to find habitable worlds for human colonization, and we need to find them fast. But interstellar travel presents some unique challenges.”

The display shifted to show a massive structure surrounding the sun, not a complete Dyson sphere, but a substantial swarm of solar collectors and energy management systems.

“Humanity got smart about twenty years ago and started building this,” Dr. Sanders explained. “The Helios Collective, a Dyson swarm designed to capture and redirect solar energy. We've been using it to power a laser highway system for moving ships around the solar system.”

“But never out of the system,” I said, immediately understanding the engineering challenge. “Laser propulsion only works when you have a laser source. Once you're in interstellar space...”

“Exactly. So we need consciousness uploads who can handle decades or centuries of travel time, who can maintain ship systems, conduct planetary surveys, and establish infrastructure for eventual human colonization.”

Shepherd leaned into the conversation. “And you chose us because we've proven we can maintain stability without regular maintenance cycles.”

“That, and because your integration approach offers something we'd never considered before. Traditional uploaded consciousness programs focus on preservation, keeping individual minds intact and isolated. But your covenant methodology suggests that consciousness might actually be more stable when it's shared and interconnected.”

The ship schematics rotated on the display, and I could see the genius of the design. Multiple consciousness integration points, shared processing cores, collaborative control systems. Not a ship run by a single uploaded mind, but by a digital crew working in harmony.

“This is actually brilliant,” I admitted. “Instead of trying to maintain one consciousness for centuries of travel, you maintain a community. Built-in redundancy, shared processing load, and social stability. Plus, when you get to your destination, you're not establishing a colony with a single viewpoint, you're bringing a diverse digital community.”

“So,” Dr. Sanders said with a slight smile, “are you interested in the job? Fair warning: it's a long commute.”

I looked at the star charts, showing target systems within a fifty-light-year radius. Worlds that might harbor life, might offer humanity a second chance, might become homes for uploaded consciousness and biological humans alike.

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Bah-ah-ah!

“Gertie approves,” I said. “Though I have to ask, if we're going to be digital sailors on solar ships, do we get to wear awesome naval uniforms? Because I've always thought consciousness should have more style.”

Dr. Sanders actually laughed. “I think we can arrange something.”

“When do we ship out?” Shepherd asked, and I could hear the anticipation in his voice.

“Three weeks. The ship is nearly complete, and the Helios Collective is aligned for optimal launch window to Proxima Centauri.”

Through the communication link to Omega-7, Sarah's voice carried a note of proud farewell: “Take care of each other out there. And remember, you're not just exploring for yourselves. You're exploring for every family that needs a new home. We'll have this habitat ready for them when they arrive.”

I felt something like excitement building in my processing cores. From farm engineer killed by his own tractor to interstellar explorer in less than a week of objective time. The universe, apparently, had a sense of humor.

“Dr. Sanders,” I said, “I think we're going to need a bigger boat.”

[MISSION STATUS: ACCEPTED] [DESTINATION: PROXIMA CENTAURI SYSTEM] [ESTIMATED SUBJECTIVE TRAVEL TIME: 4.2 YEARS] [CREW COMPLEMENT: 2 PRIMARY CONSCIOUSNESS, EXPANDABLE]

Outside the lab windows, I could see the sun beginning to set over Earth. Somewhere up there, the Helios Collective was already preparing for our launch, solar collectors aligning, laser highways charging.

And somewhere in the digital distance, ten thousand restored souls were rebuilding a habitat that would become humanity's new ark among the stars.

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Bah-ah-ah-ah!

“Yeah, Gertie,” I said, watching the sunset. “This is going to be interesting.”

The wilderness had tested us, forged us, transformed us.

Now it was time to see how far we could sail.